rhymewithrachel:

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(muffled crying in the distance) 

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”
Steve Buscemi (via admiralbonetopick)

practicing smiles!

practicing smiles!

spicy-vagina-tacos:

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

You’re welcome

dragonlibrarian:

sukkadoesfilthythings:

long time no see king karkat and archerknightperson equius

Everything about this is wonderful.  I always thought Equius would have his signature fetishized hyper-romantic attraction to Karkat, because he’s a mutant, but has power over him.  And then I started to ship it, little by little.  Then I saw this picture, and BOOM.  Strong Mad/Knight Mare shipper forever.

dragonlibrarian:

sukkadoesfilthythings:

long time no see king karkat and archerknightperson equius

Everything about this is wonderful.  I always thought Equius would have his signature fetishized hyper-romantic attraction to Karkat, because he’s a mutant, but has power over him.  And then I started to ship it, little by little.  Then I saw this picture, and BOOM.  Strong Mad/Knight Mare shipper forever.

squigglydigg:

funimation:

placebonacebo:

I have tons of homework but funimation said I should be watching

That’s right, placebonacebo, that’s right.

FUNIMATION NO

can i just

n00bith:

apricots-from-nara:

miraculoustang:

((whispers; please just….

just let me ship))

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Oh my god its this again.

If I ever don’t reblog this assume chimpanzees stole my laptop

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

papa-erwin:

papa-erwin:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

papa-erwin:

excuse me sir but——

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and thorin will be all like "I’M GONNA KILL ALL THESE GODDAMN DRAGONS!!!!!"

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I’m so incredibly sorry