motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

jennivudu:

PSA of the day.

jennivudu:

PSA of the day.

avid-amelioration:

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Do he got the booty?

He doooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

bofurs-wife:

errandofmercy:

hobbitingaround:

I’m not the first to make this joke and by god I won’t be the last

i want to do a group cosplay of this so bad… DragonCon2015 anyone?

pfffffft I’m in

I’d totally be groupie Frodo (I’m the right height anyway)

s-opal:

rankstuck:

the last couple of days were really cold at my place, which made me think about harsh winters in Vitaspes and that one time when the kids had a snowball fight - John and Jade teamed up against Dave and Rose. this turned out to be quite unfair, since John and Jade’s powers allowed them to levitate the snowballs and throw them like bombs, while Dave and Rose’s powers were simply inapplicable

i’ve sketched some stuff for the rankstuck blog

ikimaru:

ikimaru:

found some humanstuck stuff from a while back in my folderr

added more pics to the set 8’)

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
(Moooooordor)

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor

(Moooooordor)

  • baby:

    A-a

  • mom:

    Apple? Say apple.

  • baby:

    *jumps*

toastyhat:

tsyndromestuck:

Rose never reverts back from grimdarkness so the kids start a thrash metal band

YES

toastyhat:

tsyndromestuck:

Rose never reverts back from grimdarkness so the kids start a thrash metal band

YES