I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
The progression of video games in a few decades.
Do he got the booty?
He doooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
the last couple of days were really cold at my place, which made me think about harsh winters in Vitaspes and that one time when the kids had a snowball fight - John and Jade teamed up against Dave and Rose. this turned out to be quite unfair, since John and Jade’s powers allowed them to levitate the snowballs and throw them like bombs, while Dave and Rose’s powers were simply inapplicable
i’ve sketched some stuff for the rankstuck blog
I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
WAIT FOR IT
EOF THE RINGSBut every day’s likeGold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushroomsBlood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel roomWe don’t careWe got to Rivendell across the streamAnd everybody’s likeMountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf QueenRowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leashWe don’t careYeah we’re simply gonna walk in there
Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
Apple? Say apple.